Star Trek in da house!
I know I'm a year behind on these Star Trek 2.0 commercials, but they're freaking hylarious.
Funny...
-bp
Funny...
-bp
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Muppet Depression... It's so sad...
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
American Idle...
Well, it's official... American Idol is the joke of the reality TV industry...
Are the AI folks trying to make him look ridiculous? At one point this show was about finding talent. Now it's about putting the freaks on TV, well, maybe it was about that too, I love watching the best of the worst. Now they got one stuck on the show in the final group and America keeps voting him to stay on the show. Clearly there is a conspiracy to keep this loser going. Thanks in part to Howard Stern's pimping of votefortheworst.com, there are enough people voting for him to keep him on.
It's all crap...
-bp
Happy Valentines day a month late...
I'm behind the times... This Lisa Nova vid is from Valentines day, but it's great...
In case you don't know who Lisa Nova is, her YouTube site is here... She is an actress that started producing her brand of satire and posting her video production to YouTube. Over that last year, she's become one of the most subscribed to members and has recently joined the cast of MadTV on Fox due in no small part to her self produced works...
Check her out..
-bp
In case you don't know who Lisa Nova is, her YouTube site is here... She is an actress that started producing her brand of satire and posting her video production to YouTube. Over that last year, she's become one of the most subscribed to members and has recently joined the cast of MadTV on Fox due in no small part to her self produced works...
Check her out..
-bp
Que Bella
So, if you owned a 1.5 million dollar Ferrari, would you let somebody 'practice' with it on a race track. If y
ou did, you're are a fucktard that has too much freeking money to burn. It serves you right to lose this machine. Hell, the guy allowed one of his two Porches to be destroyed for the movie that was being promoted.
Eddie Griffin, a comedian and actor, racked up a limited edition, only 400 made Ferrari. I will never be able to afford one of these babies, but I certainly can appreciate it as a piece of mechanical art. They are beautiful cars. But you turn one over to an inexperienced driver to practice how to 'race' for a promotion, you're a fucking moron.
To hell with anyone that blames Eddie for this incident.
-bp
ou did, you're are a fucktard that has too much freeking money to burn. It serves you right to lose this machine. Hell, the guy allowed one of his two Porches to be destroyed for the movie that was being promoted.Eddie Griffin, a comedian and actor, racked up a limited edition, only 400 made Ferrari. I will never be able to afford one of these babies, but I certainly can appreciate it as a piece of mechanical art. They are beautiful cars. But you turn one over to an inexperienced driver to practice how to 'race' for a promotion, you're a fucking moron.
To hell with anyone that blames Eddie for this incident.
-bp
Monday, December 11, 2006
Not to be trumped by Paris....
Nicole got busted for DUI. BFD. The best part is per mug shot, though It's slightly
arousing, but then I'm twisted anyhow.
-bp
arousing, but then I'm twisted anyhow.-bp
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Britney is K-Fed up!
I just read that Britney has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Say it ain't so! These are tragic times, what hope of survival do we as a society have if these two can't get along?
What a joke, it says that she married 'rapper' Kevin Federline in 2004... Rapper? He used to jump around and touch himself on stage during her show. Now, he's a rapper? The only reason this dope has any notoriety whatsoever is due to the fact that he was bangin' Britney Spears. Thanks for the memories K-Fed, I can't wait for you to fade into obscurity.
We should actually thank Britney, we've had a few years to crack WT jokes and bag on her and K-Fed, we had the whole break up from JT and make out with Madonna things. We had the 55 hour marriage in Vegas to gawk at. And finally, who can forget 'Nipple-Gate' when JT was the victim of a 'Wardrobe Malfunction' thanks to a poorly constructed costume during the MTV superbowl half-time show. This really wasn't about Britney, but JT got some notoriety due to her and it might have been his way to get back at her for the whole Madonna scene.
All this entertainment thanks to Ms. Spears. I can't wait to see what her next scandal will be. Let's hope for a 'secret' sex tape with Tommy Lee!
-bp
Friday, November 03, 2006
Boo...
Well, Halloween has come and gone... I set up my 'Flying Crank Ghost' again this year in the window to amaze the masses. Kids were scared and dads were asking 'How'd you do that?' A good time for all. I went over to visit a friend for a few minutes, so I left the bowl of candy at the front door with a sign that said, "Please take on." Of course, some punk ass kid just dumped the whole thing into his bag. Whatever, payback's a bitch, especially when it involves his teeth rotting out and having to get a root canal or two.
I'm a firm believer in supplying good candy to rot out our kids teeth. I made a promise to myself that when I was an adult, the jury is still out on that one, that I wouldn't ever hand out Skittles, Starburst, Pixie Sticks are any of that froo-froo cheap as candy. I was handing out Snickers, Milky Way Bars, M&Ms, you know.. 'Real Candy'!
I love how every year the stores start stocking with the next big holiday to come 2 months in advance. I went to the store on Halloween to see about some last minute Bag 'O Spider Webs and all the Halloween crap was gone... It's Christmas time already, with Christmas music playing, bells a ringin' and four foot tall inflatable light up front yard snow globes running full bore. Gotta love the holidays.
-bp
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Friday Night Lights (Out)..
Last Friday night, around midnight, while driving home from visiting some friends at the beach, I witnessed a pretty major car accident.
I was exiting an expressway near my home, when I heard what sounded like glass and metal being dumped into a dumpster. It was really loud and got louder when I opened the car window. I slowed down as I though I was making the noise, but on my left, I saw a large dust cloud growing from the entrance to the expressway going in the opposite direction.
As I slowed, the sound subsided and then I began to see a car flipped over on the side street adjacent to the entrance. He had bounced off a guard rail, gone through the dirt median ripped through a chain linked fence and then slid to a stop about 50 feet from where this all started.
I sped up and whipped a U turn while getting cell phone out and dialed 911. I got to the scene and pointed to car towards what was left of this car as the 911 operator came on the line. I gave her my location and what was happening. She said that she was dispatching rescue and wanted to get some more details. I got out of the car and slowly started to walk over. She asked if there were injuries and that's when it hit me. I was about to walk over and see a dead person or persons for the first time in my life. The accident was terrible. I couldn't even tell what kind of car it was, though it looked like a pickup truck or SUV. It was really totally wrecked with only 3 wheels on it. There were power tools, hand tools, car parts and shrubs scattered over a 50 foot area. It was completely surreal.
As I walked closer to let the operator know how many people were involved, I saw movement. I told the operator I saw someone moving and I was going to find out what condition they were in. This man started to crawl out, even though I told him to slow down and be careful, he just crawled out what was once the drivers window and stood up. He was bleeding from his head and had blood on his shirt. His clothes were ripped and dirty but he was standing up in front of me. I asked if he was alone and he sorta answered 'yeah'. I then asked again, 'were you the only one in the car' and he said 'yes, I'm alone'... I relayed that to the 911 operator and told her I would stay with him until help arrived.
I was trying to get him to move away from the wreck as there was gasoline on the ground and I was worried about the car catching fire. Someone else stopped and people started coming out of their houses. This man started talking to him as I was finishing up with 911 and I asked him if he knew this guy. He said he was his brother and I asked him to take him to the side of the road away from the crash due to the gasoline. They walked off and I finished with 911. I started to hear sirens approaching, which was relieving.
The paramedics showed up about 2 minutes later, pretty good response I thought, and I directed them to the man and confirmed for them that he was alone. Soon after police and fire started showing up. It was an army of help. I stayed by my car and the police asked if I was a witness and I told them what I heard and seen. While I didn't actually see the crash, I was the closest thing they had. One of the officers took my information and report, thanked me and I asked if he wanted me to take off and he said yes. I started to my car and another officer stopped me and asked me to wait as there was junk everywhere and I should wait for the ambulance to leave and I could back out.
I waited about 10 minutes and talked to a police office and a firefighter that were on scene. I mentioned what had gone through my mind earlier about seeing a dead person in that wreck. We then stared at the car and I said, 'Yeah, he crawled right out of that.' They chuckled and the firefighter thanked me for stopping and helping. Who by the way, was a lady firefighter and pretty cute one at that... I think I got turned on by a women in fireman turn-outs and a big plastic hat. Maybe that fetish is for another blog post.. :)
I overheard some of the officers say that he had 'probably' been drinking. His brother was worried about his wife 'killing him'. I told him that at least he wasn't going to be calling his family and telling them the worst news.
In the end, this guy gets a second chance at life. The brother gets a second chance to take care of his brother or a friend that may have been drinking. (I'm not privy to his state, he just seemed stunned to me and I didn't smell any booze) No one was hurt other than the driver and only a car and some public property were damanged. A lesson learned.
Me, I didn't sleep too well. It was pretty disturbing seeing all that. I got me thinking about driving tired and being more assertive with my friends that have had drink or two and want to drive..
Sorry for the not so silly post, but I wanted to get it down.
-bp
I was exiting an expressway near my home, when I heard what sounded like glass and metal being dumped into a dumpster. It was really loud and got louder when I opened the car window. I slowed down as I though I was making the noise, but on my left, I saw a large dust cloud growing from the entrance to the expressway going in the opposite direction.
As I slowed, the sound subsided and then I began to see a car flipped over on the side street adjacent to the entrance. He had bounced off a guard rail, gone through the dirt median ripped through a chain linked fence and then slid to a stop about 50 feet from where this all started.
I sped up and whipped a U turn while getting cell phone out and dialed 911. I got to the scene and pointed to car towards what was left of this car as the 911 operator came on the line. I gave her my location and what was happening. She said that she was dispatching rescue and wanted to get some more details. I got out of the car and slowly started to walk over. She asked if there were injuries and that's when it hit me. I was about to walk over and see a dead person or persons for the first time in my life. The accident was terrible. I couldn't even tell what kind of car it was, though it looked like a pickup truck or SUV. It was really totally wrecked with only 3 wheels on it. There were power tools, hand tools, car parts and shrubs scattered over a 50 foot area. It was completely surreal.
As I walked closer to let the operator know how many people were involved, I saw movement. I told the operator I saw someone moving and I was going to find out what condition they were in. This man started to crawl out, even though I told him to slow down and be careful, he just crawled out what was once the drivers window and stood up. He was bleeding from his head and had blood on his shirt. His clothes were ripped and dirty but he was standing up in front of me. I asked if he was alone and he sorta answered 'yeah'. I then asked again, 'were you the only one in the car' and he said 'yes, I'm alone'... I relayed that to the 911 operator and told her I would stay with him until help arrived.
I was trying to get him to move away from the wreck as there was gasoline on the ground and I was worried about the car catching fire. Someone else stopped and people started coming out of their houses. This man started talking to him as I was finishing up with 911 and I asked him if he knew this guy. He said he was his brother and I asked him to take him to the side of the road away from the crash due to the gasoline. They walked off and I finished with 911. I started to hear sirens approaching, which was relieving.
The paramedics showed up about 2 minutes later, pretty good response I thought, and I directed them to the man and confirmed for them that he was alone. Soon after police and fire started showing up. It was an army of help. I stayed by my car and the police asked if I was a witness and I told them what I heard and seen. While I didn't actually see the crash, I was the closest thing they had. One of the officers took my information and report, thanked me and I asked if he wanted me to take off and he said yes. I started to my car and another officer stopped me and asked me to wait as there was junk everywhere and I should wait for the ambulance to leave and I could back out.
I waited about 10 minutes and talked to a police office and a firefighter that were on scene. I mentioned what had gone through my mind earlier about seeing a dead person in that wreck. We then stared at the car and I said, 'Yeah, he crawled right out of that.' They chuckled and the firefighter thanked me for stopping and helping. Who by the way, was a lady firefighter and pretty cute one at that... I think I got turned on by a women in fireman turn-outs and a big plastic hat. Maybe that fetish is for another blog post.. :)
I overheard some of the officers say that he had 'probably' been drinking. His brother was worried about his wife 'killing him'. I told him that at least he wasn't going to be calling his family and telling them the worst news.
In the end, this guy gets a second chance at life. The brother gets a second chance to take care of his brother or a friend that may have been drinking. (I'm not privy to his state, he just seemed stunned to me and I didn't smell any booze) No one was hurt other than the driver and only a car and some public property were damanged. A lesson learned.
Me, I didn't sleep too well. It was pretty disturbing seeing all that. I got me thinking about driving tired and being more assertive with my friends that have had drink or two and want to drive..
Sorry for the not so silly post, but I wanted to get it down.
-bp
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