Shields up Mr. Sulu!
A missile shield... Ok... So it's a shield that blocks missiles from hitting our country. That's cool, but isn't it supposed to be some kind of electro-kinetic, invisible, cover the continent with a dome of protection sorta arrangement? Star Trek, Star Wars, Independence Day, War of the Worlds, Alf.. They all had shields like that. And where are the fucking tractor beams? I want fucking tractor beams!
No we're just gonna launch missiles that are supposed to run into the missiles that North Korea has lobed at us. It's like trying to hit a rock that was thown at you by trying to hit it with a rock that you just threw. Ok, it's a bit more technical than that.. But $85 million bux a pop to test? And they've failed twice out of three times? I want my money back!
How about we put that money into research for phasers or proton cannons or something like that? Perhaps we can come up with some sort of ray gun that will burn up the incoming missiles.
Or I guess, we could always use that money the research AIDs, cancer or getting the homeless off the street.
I don't have an issue with defending our country, it just seems like the technology is so, 1960. Give me Lasers, phasers and tasers! Oh we've got tasers... And they're shit cool!
Mr. Sulu wouldn't like our shields...
Peace Out,
-bp
Missile shields are rad. If you post some greased up Beatle Bar boob pics I'll link to your blog. Although, I might just do it anyway.
Posted by
Roadflow |
12:06 PM
Heh... I like boobs a lot, but the boobs at the Beatle Bar were pretty nasty. If I had some pix, I'd post them, but I was too scared to take any. ;) Freekin' nasty...
Posted by
Scooter |
11:36 AM
I thought our missle defense system was a magic net held together by pixies. What, it's not?
Posted by
David James |
12:26 PM