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I'll See You In Paris...

Oh dear... It seems that our little Paris Hilton was arrested for DUI in Hollywood this morning after being pulled over for driving erratically.
    "She exhibited the symptoms of intoxication," Los Angeles Police Department spokesman Irv Isabella said.

    Hilton, 25, star of TV's "The Simple Life," was asked to perform a field sobriety test, which she failed, and was arrested and charged with DUI, a misdemeanor.

    Isabella could not confirm whether Hilton was handcuffed, but he said it is standard procedure to handcuff people arrested on DUI charges.
Ethical question... If you were the cop that arrested and handcuffed Paris Hilton, would you sell those handcuffs on Ebay? Just a thought...

Why the hell wasn't she arrested for recording this fucking CD? Paris Hilton sings? And does videos? Well, ok, you got me there... We all know how she likes to make videos... ;) But this crap is frightening!


Influencing our youth for years to come... Somebody thank the LAPD for getting this psycho chick off the street, if only for one night...

-bp

There's some decent waves and coastline in the video that I'd rather not have shown, there's enough surf lifestyle exploitation as it is. I don't think it's a super horrible song, it could be worse. The video is a Chris Issak Wicked Game rip off (or whoever he ripped off) and the song sort of sounds like that lame Latoya Jackson wanna-be reggae song from the 80's (Heart Don't Lie?) or some crap like that. Anyway, we're all sick of Paris, bring on the laser disc and Firefly posts.

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