Ranting with Big Papa

I just read that Britney has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Say it ain't so! These are tragic times, what hope of survival do we as a society have if these two can't get along?

What a joke, it says that she married 'rapper' Kevin Federline in 2004... Rapper? He used to jump around and touch himself on stage during her show. Now, he's a rapper? The only reason this dope has any notoriety whatsoever is due to the fact that he was bangin' Britney Spears. Thanks for the memories K-Fed, I can't wait for you to fade into obscurity.

We should actually thank Britney, we've had a few years to crack WT jokes and bag on her and K-Fed, we had the whole break up from JT and make out with Madonna things. We had the 55 hour marriage in Vegas to gawk at. And finally, who can forget 'Nipple-Gate' when JT was the victim of a 'Wardrobe Malfunction' thanks to a poorly constructed costume during the MTV superbowl half-time show. This really wasn't about Britney, but JT got some notoriety due to her and it might have been his way to get back at her for the whole Madonna scene.

All this entertainment thanks to Ms. Spears. I can't wait to see what her next scandal will be. Let's hope for a 'secret' sex tape with Tommy Lee!

-bp

Posted by Scooter at 2:30 PM | Permalink | Pithy Remarks

Well, Halloween has come and gone... I set up my 'Flying Crank Ghost' again this year in the window to amaze the masses. Kids were scared and dads were asking 'How'd you do that?' A good time for all. I went over to visit a friend for a few minutes, so I left the bowl of candy at the front door with a sign that said, "Please take on." Of course, some punk ass kid just dumped the whole thing into his bag. Whatever, payback's a bitch, especially when it involves his teeth rotting out and having to get a root canal or two.

I'm a firm believer in supplying good candy to rot out our kids teeth. I made a promise to myself that when I was an adult, the jury is still out on that one, that I wouldn't ever hand out Skittles, Starburst, Pixie Sticks are any of that froo-froo cheap as candy. I was handing out Snickers, Milky Way Bars, M&Ms, you know.. 'Real Candy'!

I love how every year the stores start stocking with the next big holiday to come 2 months in advance. I went to the store on Halloween to see about some last minute Bag 'O Spider Webs and all the Halloween crap was gone... It's Christmas time already, with Christmas music playing, bells a ringin' and four foot tall inflatable light up front yard snow globes running full bore. Gotta love the holidays.

-bp

Posted by Scooter at 4:11 PM | Permalink | Pithy Remarks