Britney is K-Fed up!
I just read that Britney has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Say it ain't so! These are tragic times, what hope of survival do we as a society have if these two can't get along?
What a joke, it says that she married 'rapper' Kevin Federline in 2004... Rapper? He used to jump around and touch himself on stage during her show. Now, he's a rapper? The only reason this dope has any notoriety whatsoever is due to the fact that he was bangin' Britney Spears. Thanks for the memories K-Fed, I can't wait for you to fade into obscurity.
We should actually thank Britney, we've had a few years to crack WT jokes and bag on her and K-Fed, we had the whole break up from JT and make out with Madonna things. We had the 55 hour marriage in Vegas to gawk at. And finally, who can forget 'Nipple-Gate' when JT was the victim of a 'Wardrobe Malfunction' thanks to a poorly constructed costume during the MTV superbowl half-time show. This really wasn't about Britney, but JT got some notoriety due to her and it might have been his way to get back at her for the whole Madonna scene.
All this entertainment thanks to Ms. Spears. I can't wait to see what her next scandal will be. Let's hope for a 'secret' sex tape with Tommy Lee!
-bp
