tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-320932742011-07-29T02:41:40.513-07:00A blog about nothing...Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-31890014934715113052007-04-10T17:43:00.000-07:002007-04-10T17:44:24.808-07:00

I know I'm a year behind on these Star Trek 2.0 commercials, but they're freaking hylarious.Funny...-bp

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A friend of mine at work sent me this.. Yes we have too much free time...This is epic.. Genius.. -bp

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Well, it's official... American Idol is the joke of the reality TV industry...Are the AI folks trying to make him look ridiculous? At one point this show was about finding talent. Now it's about putting the freaks on TV, well, maybe it was about that too, I love watching the best of the worst. Now they got one stuck on the show in the final group and America keeps voting him to stay on the

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1175068236625416822007-03-28T00:41:00.000-07:002007-03-28T00:51:01.570-07:00

I'm behind the times... This Lisa Nova vid is from Valentines day, but it's great...In case you don't know who Lisa Nova is, her YouTube site is here... She is an actress that started producing her brand of satire and posting her video production to YouTube. Over that last year, she's become one of the most subscribed to members and has recently joined the cast of MadTV on Fox due in no small

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1175066875817441432007-03-28T00:20:00.000-07:002007-03-28T13:54:30.500-07:00

So, if you owned a 1.5 million dollar Ferrari, would you let somebody 'practice' with it on a race track. If you did, you're are a fucktard that has too much freeking money to burn. It serves you right to lose this machine. Hell, the guy allowed one of his two Porches to be destroyed for the movie that was being promoted.Eddie Griffin, a comedian and actor, racked up a limited edition, only

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1165862406053792302006-12-11T10:33:00.000-08:002006-12-11T10:43:05.716-08:00

Nicole got busted for DUI. BFD. The best part is per mug shot, though It's slightly arousing, but then I'm twisted anyhow.-bp

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I just read that Britney has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Say it ain't so! These are tragic times, what hope of survival do we as a society have if these two can't get along?What a joke, it says that she married 'rapper' Kevin Federline in 2004... Rapper? He used to jump around and touch himself on stage during her show. Now, he's a rapper? The only reason this dope has any

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1162599459006950842006-11-03T16:11:00.000-08:002006-11-03T16:26:51.270-08:00

Well, Halloween has come and gone... I set up my 'Flying Crank Ghost' again this year in the window to amaze the masses. Kids were scared and dads were asking 'How'd you do that?' A good time for all. I went over to visit a friend for a few minutes, so I left the bowl of candy at the front door with a sign that said, "Please take on." Of course, some punk ass kid just dumped the whole thing

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1161210570231366882006-10-18T15:14:00.000-07:002006-10-18T16:07:15.050-07:00

Last Friday night, around midnight, while driving home from visiting some friends at the beach, I witnessed a pretty major car accident.I was exiting an expressway near my home, when I heard what sounded like glass and metal being dumped into a dumpster. It was really loud and got louder when I opened the car window. I slowed down as I though I was making the noise, but on my left, I saw a

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1160094943273068862006-10-05T17:31:00.000-07:002006-10-13T19:34:15.183-07:00

So, I recently saw the movie titled, 'The Island'. It's a Sci-Fi romp through the future where well to do can purchase a 'clone' as life insurance so that they can replace damaged 'body parts' should the need arise. Naturally, these clones aren't supposed to be alive or conscience, as that would be unethical. But who cares... It's the furture and rich people don't have ethics, right?The movie

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1159897221444007752006-10-03T10:38:00.000-07:002006-10-03T10:40:34.650-07:00

This made me laugh. I have cats, but mine aren't quite this smart... er... dumb... er... well, trained.. ;)

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1158868189942640252006-09-21T12:38:00.000-07:002006-09-21T12:49:49.996-07:00

It's that time of the year again boys and girls! It's time for hockey! Yes, I know, it seems like the season ended only a couple of weeks ago, but here comes the 2006-2007 season. Let's go Sharks! Let's go Sharks!Tonight is the Sharks first home preseason game. Puck drops at 7:30pm against the Canucks... I can't wait... The cool thing about pre-season is that there are lots of younger players

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Who cares!?!? Somebody decided to create a ficticious person, with a ficticious life, with ficticious problems... Who cares? Where did anybody read on their ISP service agreement that everything they read, listen to or view on the Internet is guaranteed to be real?We're getting to the point that people are starting to sue over what they read on the 'net. Blogs give us the power to get our

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1158012491672429152006-09-11T15:05:00.000-07:002006-09-11T15:08:11.683-07:00

I love YouTube! Only there can you find skinny ass white kids that can move like this kid... This video has been around for a while, but it's pretty funny. Be sure to wait for the the kid in the orange shirt and white pants.Classic!-bp

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Not sure what to talk about today, so, when it doubt... Rip on Paris Hilton some more. Some fun photos from the MTV awards of our little cherub."Oh, that's so funny!""Here's my ass""Blue Steel"Have a nice weekend!-bp

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Oh dear... It seems that our little Paris Hilton was arrested for DUI in Hollywood this morning after being pulled over for driving erratically."She exhibited the symptoms of intoxication," Los Angeles Police Department spokesman Irv Isabella said.Hilton, 25, star of TV's "The Simple Life," was asked to perform a field sobriety test, which she failed, and was arrested and charged with DUI,

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1157051957242217182006-08-31T11:58:00.000-07:002006-08-31T12:21:07.443-07:00

A missile shield... Ok... So it's a shield that blocks missiles from hitting our country. That's cool, but isn't it supposed to be some kind of electro-kinetic, invisible, cover the continent with a dome of protection sorta arrangement? Star Trek, Star Wars, Independence Day, War of the Worlds, Alf.. They all had shields like that. And where are the fucking tractor beams? I want fucking

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1156447905203928382006-08-24T12:17:00.000-07:002006-08-24T12:32:32.566-07:00

After several months of deliberation, I went out and bought a SlingBox. What this little box does is connect to your home network and your Tivo or Cable box. It has a little IR dongle so that it can control your Tivo or Cable box. At this point, you can now watch your Tivo from wherever you can get a broadband connection.This is the shit-coolest thing I've bought for my TV since I bought my

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So... As you've no doubt heard, the Reuters news service recently published a photo of damage incurred by Israeli rocket fire in Beirut, Lebanon that turned out to have had a little 'doctoring' done to it. Now to be fair, Photoshop is a complex tool and I'm sure that it's very difficult to use in a war zone while huddled in a crumbling building with rockets exploding around you, however, come

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It seems that those innocuous $2.50 bottles of water the we take on the plane with us, could actually be component 'B' of a three part mixture that turns baby poop into an improvised incendiary device.Next week, I'm going to fly to an undisclosed location in the Mid-West for a wedding reception. Now, I hate to fly, I really do. It's uncomfortable. It's painful. I always get sick after flying.

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1155150838485160492006-08-09T12:07:00.000-07:002006-08-09T17:00:30.066-07:00

Saw this article on Yahoo! about a Chinese company that has created a "robotic receptionist".While watching the video of this thing, two things occurred to me. First I can't believe it took this long for the Chinese to finally figure out how to rip off Disney. Audio-Animatroics have been around since the 60's. Second, as this is an Asian robot the mimics a female... Does it come with a happy

Scooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05903560138056157133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32093274.post-1154731211635973342006-08-04T15:38:00.000-07:002006-08-09T12:33:51.520-07:00

I worked at a theme park for 10 years... This shit never gets old... >:)

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Tonight I went to see Kelly Clarkson. No I didn't lose a bet. A couple of my friends, wanted to see her. So In a drunken stupor, somebody thought it would be a good idea to buy a bunch of tickets. So we went, sorta under duress, in the case of myself and AS, however, I think we all enjoyed it. She put on a good show and it was good family oriented entertainment. Besides, she's a babe, so

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